2nd 🥈 husband kinda dating

 

I recently watched the above ⬆️ chic 🐣 flick 🎥 that I enjoyed and had me thinking 🤔 so I came up with the following set of behavioral questions if I had the job of the female protagonist in the movie and I was one of her clients.

Behavioral Dating Questions:

1. What do you know how to do besides what you get paid for that you will happily do for me anytime I ask you sweetly, any time of the day, whether you are stressed out, tired, or not in the mood? List me the names and numbers of people that can verify these things you supposedly know how to do and rate your competency in each.
2. What did you go to jail for that you had expunged?
3. What did you almost go to jail for?
4. What would you be willing to go jail for?
5. Explain to me how you are not a Mama’s boy?
6. Explain to me how you don’t have daddy issues?
7. Show me your social media, your DM’s, and your most salacious follows and tell my why you follow them?
8. Who is God to you and what kind of relationship do you have with him?
9. Take a measuring tape and measure yourself vertically in inches without any shoes on. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? I can also send you my measurements if that is important to you. 
10. Are you able to achieve and maintain an erection without popping a pill or watching porn? 
11. Measure your waist with the same measuring tape above and tell me your number in inches. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? 
12. If I were to ask your co-workers how you treat them what would they say?
13. Who was the last person you yelled at and why did you yell at them?
14. What was the last lie you told and got away with? What was the last lie you told you did not get away with?
15. What was the most embarrassing moment you experienced and what did you learn from it? Who or what gave you that experience? Are you grateful for the experience? Why or why not?
16. What can you build for me with your own bare hands that I can show off to my mom friends?
17. What is your definition of being a faithful and devoted man?
18. Do you have boundaries? What are they? Who are these boundaries with and why?
19. Rate your dependability from 1 - 10 and list (3) references to vouch for this.
20. Rate your trustability from 1 - 10 list (3) references to vouch for this.
21. Please explain to me in simple terms the difference between dependability and trustability. P.S.: If he thinks these two traits are the same please don’t set me up on a date with him, even for coffee ☕️ no matter how big of a Unicorn 🦄 you think he is. Thank you 🙏🏽 

Warren G is back ❣️

“Warren G” is back in business ya’ll 🙌 I’ve been driving him around and he is not (1) dying, (2) stalling, and (3) trunk is working.

My classic car is OLD 👴🏽 but is still sexy as hell and super useful and I’m NEVER selling him❣️

Shout out to my dependable car guy Joe Defreitas at Fletcher Jones who is always on top of things and takes care of me and my car needs 🙏🏽

Here is Warren’s soundtrack:

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Work outfit 👷🏻‍♀️

I could work for 72 hours straight with the comfort of this work outfit from head to toe 💛 I won’t do that, but instead, will wash/dry it at the end of each work day and keep wearing it, nicely cleaned each morning, like a uniform, until all the hauling and moving of the old house is done ✅🏡💚🕊️Wish us luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀

Zen space 🧘🏻‍♀️

Moving is stressful and chaotic; physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Had to create a Zen 🧘🏻‍♀️ space that mimics “glamping” for the final days ahead.

Love sitting in the “director” style chair to collect myself, take breaks, and stretch -or- nap as necessary.

Almost,

freakin, 🏎️

there 🏁

🙏🏽

Cleaning 🧹 outfit 👢 and housecleaning duties today

Ladies, trust me on this. If you want to get in a happy mood to clean, have fun, burn maximum calories, and be productive think 🤔 “clubbing 🪩” but in your cutest apron and “work 👢boots.” There is something motivating about hearing your heeled footsteps while moving to music and singing to yourself. At some point you’ll eventually forget you are cleaning your own house 🏡 cuz you’re having fun 🤩 

Today, I got a sh*t 💩ton to do because my professional cleaners will doing the deep cleaning 🧼 48 hours from now so between now and then I need to do the regular cleaning and hauling away of stuff I purposely left for me because these things my girly muscles 💪 can lift / load. And today is the first day Saint Vincent de Paul is open for donation drop off so when I need a break, I will be dropping off items I want to donate. I also got a 10 x 20 feet storage space to sort items and whatever my kids don’t pick up themselves from there, will be garbaged or donated. I will give them containers each time we visit the storage, so they can physically “see” what fits and what does not. I will show them my room as a “template” to follow so they know what “success” looks like, aesthetically. Honey approved and liked my plan and said she will check up on us for surprise 😮 visits lmao 😂 She knows I REALLY don’t want the bulk or clutter in our new house so the kids will learn I mean business 👩🏻‍💼 when they see how minimalist, beautiful and decluttered our new home is. I also strategically scheduled another garbage bulky pick up so I love how my plan is falling into place nicely ✅

Moving out my parent's house

This current move of mine reminds me of moving out of home for the first time when I was 20 years old, single, and super motivated to get the f/ outta my parent's house, lol ;-) 

My dad told me I was not allowed to go to New York because I was needed to spear head our family businesses since his and my mom's credit was trash and said he would make it worth my time. I did everything he and my mom asked of me so he could not say no to me when I told him I was moving out to be closer to Cal State East Bay to become a real adult who paid her own rent. My dad allowed me to move out with no problems, kept me on payroll so long as I was on call and did my work duties. To sweeten the pot I bought him this new black Dodge Ram full size pick up truck he fell in love with so we parted sweetly and he was really proud of me because I made something of myself in college.

Also, the truck was super useful in that I moved myself into my first college room near school all by myself with no man, no dad, just me and my girly muscles. I did that on purpose because the room I rented was an all men's home which I discerned to be safe because I grilled the home owner who was a married man who needed renters because his wife was in a cancer treatment facility and his other renters were all professional men who were all clean and respectful. 

That's all :-)

The finger flag

“A warning ⚠️ to **back off** and let this woman stay happy 😊 and go 🏃🏻‍♀️ after her goals 🎯”

- Author ✍️ Gigi

We collaborated on this post and I liked Gigi’s take 🎬 better