My Asian-ness...

Early Christmas Part Deux 12-1-24

 ...really comes out and does jumping jacks when Helen and Christina pop up in my life. I'm not even a lot Chinese, like a small negligible fraction, maybe 15% max but that small percentage really resonates with these two lol ;-) I just get real comfortable with them and allow myself to be entertained by our banter and the things that come out of our mouths and purses.

the Asian connection is strong with these two forever cuties

My fobbyness is very comfortable with their fobbyness because they are native Cantonese speakers and can also speak the other major Chinese language that I do not recall at the moment.

Christina was always the one getting knocked up because she was always forgetting to take her birth control lol ;-)

When they speak their language, I just look at them and know they're not talking smack because they hella love me. Ya, like love me-long-time kind. They've seen me through my high school years, college years, married years, and now divorced years. They're as down as they get and I love how we allow ourselves to be vulnerable about our shared familial traumas while having fun and being okay with our collective IQ's dipping from their normal baselines by talking about the silliest things.

Waddup cuties

Case in point, Christina is super obsessed with smells and sensations. She has a name for every physical state and smell state. Like "omg, you guys, he hella smelled like belly-button." Or "Omg, I was so scared I got coochie-shrivel." l - m - a - freakin - o!!

Auntie Heren and Gigi

And then Helen is a natural comedian. She shared with us over the dinner table with my kids about this lady who made a whole comedian bit about granny panties. L-M-A-freakin-O x 2. We watched this funny lady's bit over the dinner table and she is soooooo funnnyyy!! Link and short cut to the granny panty bit below. I love me my Asian peeps.

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Now they know why my skin is always so soft & supple. It's the Coconut oil from the Motherland. We kept rubbing our hands and arms with it because it is super luxurious feeling and has a gentle smell. I capitalize Coconut because I use it as a proper noun with a proper name.

C & H went bonkers over my Coconut Oil from the Philippines

I also made them my fresh and fancy Hawaiian and French coffee via my ghetto rig coffee pour I created from a tea maker that has very small slotted holes that allow for maximum coffee extraction because I love my coffee strong

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