Aloha 🌺 Style

8/15/25:

Someone told me a long time ago (2016) that my fashion style is BoHo Chic, short for Bohemian Chic. At that time I didn’t even know what this was, but apparently, my vibe, has a style of its own.

Here it is, with an island 🏝️ twist, flower 🌺 on the powerful side 💪 (masculine, right, dominant), and my favorite Lenny + Rayban collab shades 😎

This is “ Violet,” my most highly complimented designer bag that is a great travel 🧳 companion + anytime I want to feel cute 🥰 bag.

“Violet” was sad and didn’t want to go home yet 🏡 so I upgraded her with some bag-swag 🧚‍♀️ 👛. I picked out two separate pieces and paired them together nicely 👌🏄🏻‍♀️

She got really happy 😊 looking after this upgrade. And so did its owner 😍

Island 🍍hair vibes:

Put your hair in many braids. If you use the tiny colorful non tangling elastics it won’t feel like such a chore. Wear a cute hat 🧢 + cool shades 😎 + smile 😊 and you’re good to go 👍

8/14/25:

At the DVC member event today. Got to take a pic with my favorite duo 💚💜

Got gifted two new DVC hats 🧢 for the kids and it’s amazing how patient everyone is here for balloon animals + character pics 💓

What time is it? ⏰ It’s blossom 🌸 o’ clock and time to grow beautiful ppl💓 or not lol 😂

2nd 🥈 husband kinda dating

 

I recently watched the above ⬆️ chic 🐣 flick 🎥 that I enjoyed and had me thinking 🤔 so I came up with the following set of behavioral questions if I had the job of the female protagonist in the movie and I was one of her clients.

Behavioral Dating Questions:

1. What do you know how to do besides what you get paid for that you will happily do for me anytime I ask you sweetly, any time of the day, whether you are stressed out, tired, or not in the mood? List me the names and numbers of people that can verify these things you supposedly know how to do and rate your competency in each.
2. What did you go to jail for that you had expunged?
3. What did you almost go to jail for?
4. What would you be willing to go jail for?
5. Explain to me how you are not a Mama’s boy?
6. Explain to me how you don’t have daddy issues?
7. Show me your social media, your DM’s, and your most salacious follows and tell my why you follow them?
8. Who is God to you and what kind of relationship do you have with him?
9. Take a measuring tape and measure yourself vertically in inches without any shoes on. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? I can also send you my measurements if that is important to you. 
10. Are you able to achieve and maintain an erection without popping a pill or watching porn? 
11. Measure your waist with the same measuring tape above and tell me your number in inches. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? 
12. If I were to ask your co-workers how you treat them what would they say?
13. Who was the last person you yelled at and why did you yell at them?
14. What was the last lie you told and got away with? What was the last lie you told you did not get away with?
15. What was the most embarrassing moment you experienced and what did you learn from it? Who or what gave you that experience? Are you grateful for the experience? Why or why not?
16. What can you build for me with your own bare hands that I can show off to my mom friends?
17. What is your definition of being a faithful and devoted man?
18. Do you have boundaries? What are they? Who are these boundaries with and why?
19. Rate your dependability from 1 - 10 and list (3) references to vouch for this.
20. Rate your trustability from 1 - 10 list (3) references to vouch for this.
21. Please explain to me in simple terms the difference between dependability and trustability. P.S.: If he thinks these two traits are the same please don’t set me up on a date with him, even for coffee ☕️ no matter how big of a Unicorn 🦄 you think he is. Thank you 🙏🏽 

Warren G is back ❣️

“Warren G” is back in business ya’ll 🙌 I’ve been driving him around and he is not (1) dying, (2) stalling, and (3) trunk is working.

My classic car is OLD 👴🏽 but is still sexy as hell and super useful and I’m NEVER selling him❣️

Shout out to my dependable car guy Joe Defreitas at Fletcher Jones who is always on top of things and takes care of me and my car needs 🙏🏽

Here is Warren’s soundtrack:

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