2nd 🥈 husband kinda dating

 

I recently watched the above ⬆️ chic 🐣 flick 🎥 that I enjoyed and had me thinking 🤔 so I came up with the following set of behavioral questions if I had the job of the female protagonist in the movie and I was one of her clients.

Behavioral Dating Questions:

1. What do you know how to do besides what you get paid for that you will happily do for me anytime I ask you sweetly, any time of the day, whether you are stressed out, tired, or not in the mood? List me the names and numbers of people that can verify these things you supposedly know how to do and rate your competency in each.
2. What did you go to jail for that you had expunged?
3. What did you almost go to jail for?
4. What would you be willing to go jail for?
5. Explain to me how you are not a Mama’s boy?
6. Explain to me how you don’t have daddy issues?
7. Show me your social media, your DM’s, and your most salacious follows and tell my why you follow them?
8. Who is God to you and what kind of relationship do you have with him?
9. Take a measuring tape and measure yourself vertically in inches without any shoes on. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? I can also send you my measurements if that is important to you. 
10. Are you able to achieve and maintain an erection without popping a pill or watching porn? 
11. Measure your waist with the same measuring tape above and tell me your number in inches. Would you be okay with me sending someone I trust to measure you so I don’t waste my time and not be disappointed if this number doesn’t match your dating profile and I had to find this out in real life? 
12. If I were to ask your co-workers how you treat them what would they say?
13. Who was the last person you yelled at and why did you yell at them?
14. What was the last lie you told and got away with? What was the last lie you told you did not get away with?
15. What was the most embarrassing moment you experienced and what did you learn from it? Who or what gave you that experience? Are you grateful for the experience? Why or why not?
16. What can you build for me with your own bare hands that I can show off to my mom friends?
17. What is your definition of being a faithful and devoted man?
18. Do you have boundaries? What are they? Who are these boundaries with and why?
19. Rate your dependability from 1 - 10 and list (3) references to vouch for this.
20. Rate your trustability from 1 - 10 list (3) references to vouch for this.
21. Please explain to me in simple terms the difference between dependability and trustability. P.S.: If he thinks these two traits are the same please don’t set me up on a date with him, even for coffee ☕️ no matter how big of a Unicorn 🦄 you think he is. Thank you 🙏🏽